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Pride of the Yankees

Monday was a good day. The World Champs were at the White House. Barack Obama was charismatic and entertaining as usual. I would continue gushing about the Yankees and Obama, but that would be in severe distaste. I will spare you guys the indignation of having to read my entries. Instead, today will be a YouTube Day. First up, an important message from our White House:

Bonus Pic:

Alex Rodriguez's Stylist. I need him/her.

The Good & The Bad: LeBron James

The Knicks have been bad. The Knicks have been bad for a decade. Much of that has to do with a front
office that has been wild with its finances and moronic with its basketball operations and personnel 

moves. So to solve this issue, the Knicks have to do one thing and one thing only: Sign LeBron James.

Really, it's not that hard. You already have Jay-Z whispering in his ear. You already have the Yankees and
CC Sabathia whispering in his ear. This is a layup. Don't fuck this up. I don't even care about the Knicks. I
just care about bringing glory back to New York City basketball. Let's face it, the best player from New
York and claims New York as his home is Joakim Noah. All of our high school talent has been overrated
and overhyped for over a decade. Carmelo Anthony, born in Brooklyn, claims Baltimore as his home. 
Where did it all go wrong?

Anyway, New York needs LeBron for all he brings on the court and off the court. Also, doing things like
this helps too:

The Best of Both Worlds

P.S.: I will leave you with the following statistic: 31.19. Michael status.