Quick Reactions from Tonight's Yankees-Red Sox Game

1) Josh Beckett is a piece of horseshit.

2) Josh Beckett is a 2-bit ho.

3) Josh Beckett is an emotional little bitch.

4) Josh Beckett can go suck a dick.

Here's hoping the following players are healthy and can make a speedy recovery:

Andy Pettitte, Jorge Posada, Nick Johnson, Robinson Cano and Curtis Granderson.